i saw this in my email and thought it was funny...heheheh
Strange Actual Product "Warnings"
On a Sears hairdryer:
...Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to
work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos:
...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off thoseforklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me
on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame
the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my
gosh...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Strange Actual Product "Warnings"
On a Sears hairdryer:
...Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to
work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos:
...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off thoseforklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me
on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame
the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my
gosh...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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