KISSING LANGUAGE

People with crooked teeth
usually Kiss
BETTER than people with straight
teeth...



-- When you chew gum before you kiss,
it actually makes your breath SMELL
WORSE than before because of your
salivary glands...

// Mints work MUCH better.


`*GUYS; It is much more ROMANTiC to
kiss girls in a fancy restaurant or
UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your
disgusting bedroom or in the movie
theaters


`*GiRLS; Just because a guy kisses you
every 10 minutes doesn't mean he’s
using you ...he's just a little
horny ;) && there`s no problem with
that !!!



-- It has been PR0VEN that when people
with the SAME Hair C0L0R kiss, it is
more R0MANTiC than that of a different
hair color!!!

[(WE D0NT KNOW WHY)]


-- your First Kiss isn’t always your
BEST Kiss


-- If you can tie a KN0T in a CHERRY
with your tongue, it doesn't mean you
are a good kisser .. it just means
your TOUNGE MUSCLE is strong


-- ALL GiRLS are NOT hoes, and ALL
GUYS are NOT PLAYERS .. EVERYONE gets
a LiTTLE H0RNY sometimes




BE A GREAT KiSSER W/ THESE TiPS

-- T0UCH HiS/HER FACE

-- RUN Y0UR FiNGERS THR0UGH HiS/HER
HAiR

-- KiSS S0FTLY AT FiRST, THEN APPLY
M0RE PRESSURE

-- H0LD Y0UR KiSSiNG PARTNER


Kissing Language (yup, it's a language)
if a kiss is the Language of Love,
then we have a lot to talk about it...

methods of Love....

+kiss on the ear--------------------
"i'm horny"

+kiss on the cheek-----------------
"we're friends"

+kiss on the hand------------------
"i adore you"

+kiss on the neck-------------------
"we belong together"

+kiss on the shoulder--------------
"i want you now"

+kiss on the lips---------------------
"i love you" or "i want you"

+holding hands-----------------------
"we can learn to love each other"

+a wink--------------------------------
-"Let's get it on"

+slap on the butt---------------------
"thats mine"

+playing with the ear----------------
"i can't live without you"

+holding on tight---------------------
"don't let go"

+looking into each other's eyes---
"let's get romantic"

+playing with hair on head-----------
"tell me you love me"

+arms around the waist -----------
"i love you too much to let go"

+laughing while kissing-----------
"i am completley comfortable w/you"

=advice=
***if you're kissing someone, close
your eyes. it's not nice to stare...




>> hahaha! i found this posted by my friend jeng in friendsters bulletin board.. i got curious as to what the kissing language is all about so opened it and read the post.. some of the things posted here are the usual things that people say when your partner kisses you on different parts of your body.. i dont know if these things are true but its kinda cute and maybe i can use it as a reference if my "man" (uhmmmm... still looking!! hello! u there? wahehehehe!) kisses me...

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